From: Bill Huffman Subject: BC3K- Derek Smart Says F-ck You Day Date: 22 Aug 1999 00:00:00 GMT Newsgroups: comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.space-sim,alt.games.bc3000ad It's here, folks, August 22, 1999. That day we've been anticipating for months. It's the day to celebrate Derek Smart's unique style of public relations. It's that style that has been the key to his phenomenal success in creating the flame war. It's the fertilizer when he's sowing the seeds to his own reputation destruction. It's the catalyst for all the witty wonderful compositions in http://www.access1.net/huffman/archives/1Humor. It's the prelude to August 27, Derek Smart Fraud Day. It's Derek Smart Says F-ck You Day. It's today! What's the best way to celebrate this glorius occasion? I thought, what better way than to make a collection of clips from Derek Smart posts over the years. Here's the top almost 100 clips where Derek smart uses the word f-ck to eloquently explain himself. They are in chronological order from oldest to most recent (at least as well as www.deja.com sorts). They show Mr. Smart's unique style of public relations. I call it the f-ck you style of public relations because .. well, it really does seem to capture the type of relations that Mr. Smart has successfully nurtured. --------------------------------------------------------- What, are you and that other fucking idiot the only ones who took offense? oooh, nice choice of words, you ignorant little fuck-fest. Read the goddamn post - IF you can read E.N.G.L.I.S.H that is. You know what, FUCK YOU! You're such an idiot. What FUCK are you blaming for this for? Yes, that's right, I'm swearing at YOU - So sue me or better still, let's start a nice flame war. I'm ALWAYS game. I already told UK owners to ditch their version and get the US copies. I told EVERYONE that the UK version would NOT be complete. I still have those messages. I even did a press release about it. So assholes go out and buy the UK version so they can flame and abuse me some more. Fuck 'em, it's their [assholes] Quid. I'm not getting paid anyway so what have I got to lose? UK owners who genuinely did not know what was going on, sent me e-mail and I told them to return it and get the US version. I have no FUCKING intentions of quitting on this game. I'd rather die. Do you see me flaming ANYONE here that has not flamed or insulted me first? I told you before, I don't give a shit about a customer who thinks he can insult me because he blew $40 on a game I would probably not see a penny off. Fuck him. fuck 'em all. Besides half these asses don't even have the goddamn game. I will NOT change my stance. Insult me and you're getting it. Ben, why don't you shut the fuck up and die once that's done. I literally told him to fuck off and quit wasting my time. Since you're using 'fucking' here, let me help.... If you took your head out of your ass, you would see that the patch has been available since 4:00am on 4/17. The scrolling message at the site tells you to check the 'cargo bays'. I guess, if your head is parked some place else, you would miss the patch news. Listen, I'll do you a deal. Send me your _complete_ BC3K package and I'll swallow the expense of refunding your money. On ONE condition, you quit your whining and SHUT THE FUCK UP! Why don't you just burn the fucking cd-rom and spare us your infantile pathetic ranting. So, who the FUCK is Dan Bennett You're the one yelling and screaming WITHOUT even thinking and you call me a sick puppy. Man, fuck you! A disaster by whose standards? Yours? Gimme a break and YOU can call someone else delusional? And which frustrated person did I flame besides you and others like you who think just because they spent money on a game they could return, they can come on-line and slander. Fuck ALL of you and YOUR kind Mark and I could care less if you begged, borrowed or stole the game. You FUCKING idiot! Did you have to ruin a perfectly good thread with this shit? Eric, I TOLD you UseNet was fucking wasted effort. This questionaire should only go to the BC3K web site where I eject wiseguys unceremoniously Man, this makes me sick. That's what a killfiles is for. You didn't have to read any of it. Only YOUR feeble mind can call it dribble because you don't have a fucking clue what's going on in this industry. Look, let me re-phrase this. I don't give a flying fuck what you or anyone thinks. I will do what I want, when I want. Fuck you too pal. Fuck you too and your entire family for spawning such a mistake to humanity. You got it wrong there pal, it's not F@# OFF, it's FUCK OFF! Get it right next time. So, take if off your hard drive and shut the fuck up already! No, they'd tell you to contact 3000AD and I'd tell you to fuck off if you came to me with 'tudes displayed here. some [reviewers] pick the flavor of the month and are just fucking idiots waiting to happen. I guess we all have to eat. Me, I ain't afraid o' them. Bring 'em on I say. Bring 'em on. Fuck you! YOU fuck off Jeremy and keep your opinions to yourself. I replied, but you're too stupid to find the reply. Now crawl away like a good boy. If one can say, shit, fuck, asshole, fuckhead, moron, idiot etc, I sure as hell can have a page long sig. Deal with it. Typical bullshit from a moron with shit for brains. While we're at it, you are so wrapped up in the twisted, warped lies, that you've taken it further and started inventing your own shit. Where on the fucking box did it say that BC3K had internet play? Fucking stain. How's this... Fuck you. You MISSED the whole FUCKING point. Why the FUCK don't you people tell these ASSHOLES to just leave me THE FUCK ALONE. Why is it that I get insulted and I have to 'chill'???? Do you people see half this shit these FUCKING MORONS are posting? I have NO FUCKING INTENTIONS OF STOPPING UNTIL THEY DO. It's that simple. I don't give a FLYING FUCK about ANY customer who feels they should insult and/or disparage me at will. That's for bureacrats. I live by MY own rules and if I die by them - SO BE IT. It's nobody's FUCKING business how I behave or what I say. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND IT WILL END. PERIOD. Why do you even bother with this fucking idiotic degenerate? Get your fucking facts right asshole. fuck you Pat this is not for your benefit ...oh yeah, fuck you for jumping in a thread and typing shit that you have no handle on. None of this pathetic ranting does anything to deter me from my goal. So, you know what? Fuck you! Hey Dave, fuck you! How did I decline anything? Everyone else can go fuck 'emselves. So, if I were you, I'd quit stalking me and get the *FUCK* out of my life. Fuck off! Get the flying FUCK outta this thread!!!!! Fuck Off Jon, you're boring. Old users huh? Yeah right, you don't have a clue what you're talking about. We know, so you can shut-up already and let me support my game without your belly aching bullshit. Thats my rant for the day, now fuck off and stop replying to every post I make. I don't give a flying fuck if he was a judge. If you don't have anything better to add, shut the fuck up. You're cluttering the newsgroup with crap when all we want to do is search for meaningful flames. Now be a good moron and fuck off! So, it's simple. Post the thread and I'll apologize if warranted. Until then, DO shut the fuck up! Can't even honor a _simple_ request can you. POST THE FUCKING THREAD AND LET'S GO FROM THERE. See? Simple Shut the fuck up if you have nothing to add to the thread. If you had shit to shovel, you have something worth talking about. The sad thing is, assholes like you get to live for a long time. A fucking waste of air, energy and resources. No contribution to mankind whatsoever. For instance, Jimmy, sixball, Ribo et al have been here for quite some time. They've been beat up, shut up, fucked up and jacked up so many times, it's like a drug to keep in the flamefest because they CANNOT discuss games or ANYTHING meaningful. Who let this pimple face fuck in here? Did you actually think up and write this shit with a straight face or have you been sniffing glue again? You know what, fuck you. I do what I want, when I want and how I want. Unheeded by insignificant assholes with NO life, such as yourself. Who the fuck is telling these degenerates that *anyone* is listening? You've got your degree and I've got mine (several). If you used yours for toilet paper or it's worthless 'cause you're stuck in a dead end job where nobody knows your name, too bad, you should'a made a copy or better yet, jumped off the train this morning. I am who I am, I'm proud of who I am and sure as hell love who I am. So, fuck off! You FUCKING liar! Who FUCKING cares? Am I here to keep track of who changes ISPs? What a fucking liar and a nutcase you are! You NEVER registered. If you did, give me your old email address and the alias you used. LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yet you felt the urge to respond to a post that had NOTHING to do with you. Further proving my point. Fine. Let's do this. Let's ruing the fucking thread and see how SMALL you are. Idiot. Why the FUCK do you have to taint a perfectly NORMAL thread with your incessant shit? Get the FUCK out of this thread MORON because you're not wanted here. GET - THE - FUCK - OUT - SCUMBAG. WHAT????? Now _that_ is laughable. Shut up Mr Rex because you don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about. Why don't you read the FUCKING posts, absorb the context BEFORE shoving your foot in your mouth. Silence over yet?....good....hey Huffman, FUCK YOU! Don't FUCKING come here and try to judge me. YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW ME. WHAT I AM. WHO I AM NOR HOW I AM. [I regret that last outburst and probably should've bit my lip. But fuck it, I am who I am and I'm going to leave it in. Period] Now, be a kind dog and fuck off. What a fucking moron. Virgo (bp, sixball, jackYo, aldus,pinhead,ribo) or whatever you call yourself these days, I see libel and slander are still a way of life. Shut, the fuck up. shut - the - fuck - UP! Shut the fuck up. I didn't even cross-post the darn thread. Why don't you just shut the fuck up? So, by the end of this post, I'm going plonk your ass in a nice sweet spot I have reserved for you. That makes it 4 groups that I have you plonked in. If you can't keep a discussion civil and ON TOPIC, please SHUT THE FUCK UP. Shut the fuck up. Yes, I'm very proud. If it sells, I don't care if its sitting in a bin in toilet. Happy now? Good, now fuck off. I do NOT like people FUCKING with me. Kid or no kid, he got what he deserved. I don't mind people fucking with me...it's people who fuck with me and think they can get away with it, that really piss me off. While you ladies are showing each other your panties, can someone shut the fuck up long enough to tell me where the *pirated* v2.06 patch is? I don't give a flying fuck what MPS does at this point, if I get the patch, I'm hosting it on my server for all to download. Don't test my resolve cause I'm not like *any* developer you've ever met or likely to meet. I'm not some idiot developer you anti-social misfits place under seige just by thinking about it. I would strongly urge that you shut the fuck up cause I'm just passing through and I already got what I came here for. Shut - the - fuck - up. Who made this your living room? For FUCK sake, will you STICK to ONE alias yer jackass? Fuck off, I wasn't talking to you. *plonk* he has the nerve to suggest that he could kick my ass because he is 225 pounds etc. Fuck 'im. Bill is one lonley, sick fuck and just looking for attention. Apart from that, the issue of the bankruptcy posting is another complaint that I logged on Bill's files. I've already printed it and forwarded it to my attorney. The ISP and the FEDs will be notified today. My problem. Not yours. Shut the fuck up. As far as your opinions about my motivations for doing things, my original statement still stands: mind your own fucking business because I don't need opinions from anyone So, if he's disabled (someone also said that he was undergoing chemo) and has nothing better to do than to post 24-7, fuck 'im, he deserves it. You're a fucking idiot. shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. I don't think anyone was speaking to you. What I do with my time, *Rob*, is no concern of yours. Mind your business and I'll mind mine and until you tell us what you've done with your time in the past four years, shut the fuck up because I don't remember anyone asking you for an opinion. -- Bill Huffman huffman@FRAUDaccess1.net (Remove the FRAUD to email me.) Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Share what you know. Learn what you don't.