Great Achievements!

Great Achievements!

Mr. Smart is proudly and unashamedly convinced that his Greatness is an obvious joy for all to behold! It would be impossible for Mr. Smart to ever understate his Greatness. Here is a small sampling of only a few of the Great Achievements he has proclaimed.

He is the self-proclaimed elite black game developer in the whole computer gaming industry!
He is the proud author of the Battlecruiser series of computer games! (One unmitigated disaster and a series of patches.)
He is the proud owner of a Ph.D. diploma from what he has admitted is a degree mill! Even so, his Greatness has allowed him to proclaim his PhD as fully valid and bona fide! (As long as it's not illegal, he will continue proclaiming himself a PhD.) One of the Greatest honors that the academic establishment can bestow on anyone is a PhD. It represents the highest ideals and achievement in furthering human knowledge. It means the person has made a unique and valuable contribution to the knowledge store of mankind. (Mr. Smart claims to have done this, though his dissertation has never been reviewed by his peers nor published.) Legally lying about earning such a Great honor must indeed be one of Mr. Smart's Greatest Achievments!
The patched up version of his game has been a tremendous and unbelievable success in bargain bins nationwide!
Derek captured the Greatness of his game in words when he said, "BC3K works - prevailed - is still here - one solid dent in the anals of gaming."
He is a proud ex-member of Mensa! (Though any record of his membership has mysteriously disappeared.)
He has proclaimed himself Novell Certified because he attended a 1 or 2 day seminar! (Novell doesn't seem to agree.)
He has a Great and powerful network/organization that would make the head of the CIA jealous! This humongous network is itching to satisfy his every whim! He has complete access to any information on anyone at anytime! He has revealed some small pieces of his powerful juggernaut which includes multiple lawyers, a friend Nick in the FBI, his local DA, many police detectives, multiple private eyes, infinite secret sources, even the U.S.congress is frequently passing new laws that will make it easier for Derek to crush his detractors!
BC3K received the ACAS Tron Award! ACAS was a "A California Public Benefit Corporation" who's sole purpose and action in its short life was to award BC3K 1.0 the Tron Award! I believe you will have to agree that this Great Achievement will never be duplicated!
He is proud of his Great African heritage. To honor this proud heritage his proud last name was changed to contain a proud secret African name that starts with the proud letter 'K' hyphenated with his proud American last name, Smart. Mr. Smart is unable to name the 'K' name that he is so very proud of but, I've come to find out that Mr. Smart's whole name is probably Derek Kevin-Smart.
He is a Great man of awesome power that also has complete command of the financial world, "I can raise a close to a million in a week if I did the paperwork."
Another of his many Great Achievements is producing a computer virus, "I was particularly proud of that incident because that particular entity used a mutating algorithm."
He is the author of important ground breaking articles on neural nets that are always on the verge of being published.
He is a man of such fame, Greatness, and overwhelming leadership that he has a book, BC3K - Against All Odds! His book will be published, soon, for over two years!
He is a man of such awesome power, his words can turn brave stoic men into giggling school girls, "Is it me or are you just oozing with stupidity? The BC3K fame directed at US the gaming community for crying out load. Do I have to spell it out for you? Yet YOU can tell ME I have a communicating problem? I least when I lay it on you, you seem to understand quite well what I'm saying. Go figure."

If you doubt the Greatness of any of these achievements, it shows that you are a psycho, it shows that you are a stupid moron idiot, it shows that you are a detractor with no life. In order to save you from these horrible fates, I've managed to collect copies of some of the many accolades and certificates that hang on the wall next to Derek's Great dissertation. This should restore your faith and belief in Mr. Smart's Greatness thereby allowing you to rejoin mankind in its worship of the

Great Derek Kevin-Smart!

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